I blame South Park for this. I saw a particular episode the other day and couldn't let this idea go (brownie points go to whoever can name the episode ~_^).
And Scooby's just swimming in a pool of confusion.
Bebe's boobs destory society
That's right! Congratulations! Since you figured it out first, you get the internet brownies!
Weapons of mass distraction.
New submission to Busty Girl Problems?